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If I could bronze my love, itd be worthy of a silver medal...






If I could bronze my love, itd be worthy of a silver medal.

My love is meatloaf flavored...






My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

Maybe you could be mine / or maybe well be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay...






Maybe you could be mine / or maybe well be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert...






She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

Knees suddenly weak, she reached for his forearms to stabilize herself...






Knees suddenly weak, she reached for his forearms to stabilize herself. You came for me.He beamed, looking for all the world like a selfless, daring hero.Dont sound so surprised. Dropping the cane, he pulled her into a crushing embrace that… Continue Reading →

When I asked my da how ye knew which was the right woman, he told me when the time came, I'd have no doubt...






When I asked my da how ye knew which was the right woman, he told me when the time came, I’d have no doubt. And I didn’t. When I woke in the dark under that tree on the road to… Continue Reading →

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter...






Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this… Continue Reading →

She held up her calloused, grimy fingers...






She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn’t help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn’t mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn’t apply to Calypso. Obviously.

Westley: This is true love yo..






Westley: This is true love you think this happens every day?

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy...






I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

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