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I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep...






I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

Im a fake fact factory...






Im a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.

Our love was a two-person game...






Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

I am no king, and I am no lord,And I am no soldier at-arms," said he...






I am no king, and I am no lord,And I am no soldier at-arms,” said he.”I’m none but a harper, and a very poor harper,That am come hither to wed with ye.””If you were a lord, you should be my… Continue Reading →

Can't you just like a girl who likes you back?''None of them likes me back...






Can’t you just like a girl who likes you back?”None of them likes me back. I may as well like the one I really want.

My shoulder will never be the same...






My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.

Making love to me is amazing...






Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

I really don't see anything romantic in proposing...






I really don’t see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all… Continue Reading →

He's around the twist,' said Azalea...






He’s around the twist,’ said Azalea. ‘Breaking all the windows? He’s mad.”Ah, no,’ said the King. ‘It’s only madness if you actually do it. If you want to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a… Continue Reading →

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love...






The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

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