If I could bronze my love, itd be worthy of a silver medal.
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
Maybe you could be mine / or maybe well be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn’t help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn’t mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn’t apply to Calypso. Obviously.
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
Im a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.
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