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Making love to me is amazing…






Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject…






Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of… Continue Reading →

Whatever happened to the dragon?”I mustered my primmest tone…






Whatever happened to the dragon?”I mustered my primmest tone. “He has a name, you know.”Adrian pulled back and gave me a curious look. “I didn’t know, actually. What’d you decide on?””Hopper.” When Adrian laughed, I added, “Best rabbit ever. He’d… Continue Reading →

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector…






To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

Sam came around the side of the car and stopped dead when he saw me…






Sam came around the side of the car and stopped dead when he saw me. Oh my God, what is THAT? I used my thumb and middle finger to flick the multicolored pom-pom on top of my head. In my… Continue Reading →

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husbands murder…






If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husbands murder.

Huh,” Leo said…






Huh,” Leo said. “Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You’re not a total klutz.”She smirked. “A job, eh?” Making things in your forge?””Nah, we could start our own shop,” Leo said,… Continue Reading →

My headll explode if I continue with this escapism…






My headll explode if I continue with this escapism.

Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I dont think so though Im not sure if Id like to be and argh I dont think theres anything wrong with that, if you like a person, you like the person, not their genitals…






Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I dont think so though Im not sure if Id like to be and argh I dont think theres anything wrong with that, if you like… Continue Reading →

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good…






Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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