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If I could bronze my love, itd be worthy of a silver medal…






If I could bronze my love, itd be worthy of a silver medal.

My love is meatloaf flavored…






My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert…






She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy…






I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep…






I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

Im a fake fact factory…






Im a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.

Our love was a two-person game…






Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

My love is pizza shaped…






My love is pizza shaped. Wont you have a slice? Its circular, so theres enough to go around.

Making love to me is amazing…






Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector…






To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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